Top 5 “The Fault in Our Stars” Scenes
Team Magma: Humanity owes a great deal of cultural development to the invention and growth of agriculture. By spreading landmass using volcanic means - as historically, volcanic soil is heavy in nutrients and therefore ideal for agriculture - we can provide better care for the people of this region, new homes and environments for wild fauna and people alike, and have more room for agricultural and developmental pursuits.
Team Aqua: SHIVER ME TIMBERS, SWIMMING IS A LOT OF FUN
"harry james potter," harry said, "you were named after the bravest man i ever knew. it was me. i’m awesome."
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors